Definitions of ‘A’ Words

Similar to humanitalia, except belonging to an extraterrestrial being that is not of human origin. These are often rich in pungent aroma flavored in thickest alien pheromones and other assorted alienmones. These bodily parts may be limbs, tentacles, appendage crotches, apertures, extensions or protruding extensions of light emission, depending on what you’re in to.

Charleston Solar System Education Committee – Formerly the Harper Valley PTA, the CSSEC is a coalition of the top minds in the solar system central to New Terra, exclusive of the Harmonic Algaes of Titan. The committee is charged with designing the progressive education plans for all citizens of the solar system including studies in humanities, Catholicism, God, Godliness, cleanliness, strategic warfare (for boys) and the combined studies of cooking, cleaning and barefoot child-rearing (for girls).

The CSSEC, or as they’re colloquially known, the “C-SSECtion” is also largely credited with the ongoing teachings of insulting origami to pubescent human girls, so that random words spelled out by letter and any combination of numbers may work out to an equation by which these girls may undeniably prove to boys that these said boys are gross, dorks, stupid, stinky, dummy-heads, feces-slingers or Cheeto-eating chubby-chasers, though the lattest has been criticized for imposing unrealistic expectations on children, most notably by stinking hippies.

n. The state’s magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.

n. Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside.

(n) A knight of fiscal crusade keenly aware that the pen is indeed mightier than the sword and that the eraser is mightiest of all. 2. An ostensibly conscientious objector and plausible denier in the war on corporate fraud.

(n) The success enjoyed by a manager for his laborers’ work until such time as it fails to meet arbitrary targets.

(v) To point attention towards another long enough to gain false passport and flee.

(n) Person whose handwriting is illegible regardless of which paw they use to scratch it.

1. (n) Just like ADD but with three teaspoons of sugar, two ounces of soda pop or a few sips of rich, dark-roasted coffee.

SEE ALSO: ADD, SODA

(adj) Political buzzword meaning, “relatively”.

1. (n) Person of an estimated 100-feet in height, usually with no-no authority and ability to set and enforce bedtime rules. SYN: GROWN-UP

SEE ALSO: NO-NO

n. A decent and customary mental attitude in the presence of wealth or power. Peculiarly appropriate in an employee when addressing an employer.

(n) An aspiring anteater and tremendously dull let down seen at many zoos.

SEE ALSO: ZOO

1. (n) Acronym for Attention Deficit Hey Look Something Shiny. 2. (n) A clinical three letter excuse to not listen to adults.

SEE ALSO: ADULT

(n) Malt liquor for the Euro-trash drunkard.

(adj) Label applied to a viable and factual argument containing a trace of deniability, however implausible, and itself absurd.

(pn) An ironic insurance policy offered only to those who desperately need towing for their sub-par cars, but affordable only to those who don’t need a towing policy.

(v) 2 shrtn.

(n) Place where chain smokers enjoy free coffee and meet a narrow variety of loose women who will sleep with them without a 10-drink minimum.

(adv) A word that ain’t, much to the chagrin of curmudgeonly educators, a fake word.

(n) Portion of a home located between the uppermost ceiling and the roof used to conceal wiring, ducts and marijuana grown for fun or profit.