Definitions of ‘B’ Words

n. A misshapen creature of no particular age, sex, or condition, chiefly remarkable for the violence of the sympathies and antipathies it excites in others, itself without sentiment or emotion. There have been famous babes; for example, little Moses, from whose adventure in the bulrushes the Egyptian hierophants of seven centuries before doubtless derived their idle tale of the child Osiris being preserved on a floating lotus leaf.
Ere babes were invented
The girls were contended.
Now man is tormented
Until to buy babes he has squandered
His money. And so I have pondered
This thing, and thought may be
‘T were better that Baby
The First had been eagled or condored.

(v) To “jump out of”, specifically jail.

(n) Of the persons making a living in the recording studio, these are by far the most impoverished, talented and slept with of all. 2. Person who thinks that decades behind a microphone somehow entitles them to wealth, fame, or a contract rider.

(n) Food or shiny object used to lure in that unfragrant of animal desires which one most wishes to eat, such as fish or unsavory women.

(v) The futile act undertaken by husbands in their vain attempt to procure sex from their wives and boyfriends to procure blowjobs from their girlfriends SEE ALSO: FELATIO

(v) The nearly effortless action required to procure the wife, occupation or position of one’s former best friend.

v.t. To speak of a man as you find him when he can’t find you.

1. (sl) Bother 2. (n) A person who lives with your family that’s always in your way, similar to a roommate, but genetically related.

(adj) One or more police officers entrusted with watching the primary officer dodge bullets 2. (v) A common traffic situation designed to encourage swearing and enact tardiness. 3. A dietary lack of fiber.

1. (n) A tool used to smack people’s heads in abject attempts to tame wild hairs. 2. (n) A device used to de-snarl snappy locks and remove velvet from teeth, in the toothbrush fashion at least. Hair brushes are for morning, toothbrushes are for nighttime.

(n) The ideal place to walk a lover especially at dusk. Also an ideal place to love a lover, assuming you enjoy public procreation, sand on your genitals and in your orifices, and sand as well as genital crabs.

(n) A drug addict with a poorly scribbled sign and/or excuse. 2. Inordinately stanky invididual. SEE ALSO: CHANGE

n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity.

1. (n) Noisy, domesticated mammal often smelling of diaper.

SEE ALSO: DIAPER, INFANT

A man well skilled in the catch and release sport of dating.

(adj) A term for those in the illicit drug sales profession earning the astounding salary of about $14,000 per year.

(n) The obstinate obstacle lying between a single man and a single woman’s vagina. 2. Noisy bag of feces enveloped by a diaper 3. A non-amphibious human tadpole.

(n) One of five or more men who cannot be located for paternity testing, often due to the use of fake names or return to their native countries.

(n) Fermented 7-up branded as Zima.

(adj) Dating acronym standing for “Bovine, Brick-faced and Worthless.”