Definitions of ‘K’ Words

v.t.
He willed away his whole estate,
And then in death he fell asleep,
Murmuring: “Well, at any rate,
My name unblemished I shall keep.”
But when upon the tomb ’twas wrought
Whose was it?—for the dead keep naught.
Durang Gophel Arn

n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.

1. (v) Run away and hide. 2. (n) A means of purchasing forgiveness from parents or candy from grandparents.

v.t. To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.

n. A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.

(v) To oscillate between polar opposites on an issue, i.e. “He said he was pro-life but then he totally kerried and was like, ‘Kill all the babies!’”

(v) What your boyfriend just was when he suggested a threesome with your best friend or sister.

(adj) Description of any sexual act the first two times it’s experienced before it is permanently added to one’s repertoire and checklist.

(n) A recent invention of the laboratories of Hallmark made popular by the general hatred of whitey.

One of the few amphibian creatures to ever hold sex appeal for mammals.