Definitions of ‘M’ Words

A gonal shape having a number of sides that is more than four but not so many as to be mistaken for a cut-rate constructed circle. Multigons are important in the future because they are one of the few things that can differentiate it from the past, much like the use of silver, shimmering fabrics on space uniforms.

(n) A person who lies between employees and productivity as well as to employees about productivity. 2. The most successful sexploitation worker at any Hooters Restaurant.

(n) A greasy liar and/or thief who profits tremendously at the public’s general aversion to being either of those two things.

(n) The lowest form of murder differentiated by a lack of intention or potential benefit. Despite its serious nature, it’s treated almost comically lightly, as indicated by its compound name “man’s laughter”.

n. The chief factor in the progress of the human race.

1. (n) God’s gift to predatory omnivores. 2. (n) Candy loaded with lipids in place of sugars. 3. (n) Gravy-soaked protein. 4. (n) A gift that animals such as the cow, the deer, and the bolognalopes give on every day but Thanksgiving and Christmas.

SEE ALSO: CHRISTMAS, BOLOGNA

1. (n) The only thing more yucky than spinach despite its high sugar content and often chewablity.

(n) A diplomatic label oddly affixed over its more proper word; “forgot”.

adj. Pertaining to Malthus and his doctrines. Malthus believed in artificially limiting population, but found that it could not be done by talking. One of the most practical exponents of the Malthusian idea was Herod of Judea, though all the famous soldiers have been of the same way of thinking.

(n) Wildly successful criminal organization to which Frank Sinatra swore he had no ties and went to his grave without any formal accusation, even though it’s as verified now as it was obvious then that indeed he did.

(n) A coincidence faithfully experienced, uncoincidentally most often by the religiously deluded.

1. (n) Something I wish to be in. I’m charismatic and famous and heck, I deserve it. 2. (n) A place we like to go to even though our attention spans don’t jive well with it, and we have no concept of how absurdly much cash it takes to go there.

n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle.

(n) A legally recognized accreditation given to one who has dedicated their entire life to learning and sharing the works of their faith, or dedicated several seconds to successfully completing a form on the Internet, provided they have a working printer.

(n) A series of envelopes dedicated 100% to requesting money from the recipient in the form of bills, ads, special offers, and collection notices.

(n) Goods sold to tourists to remind them of the place they’ve been, the time they had and everything except for what the hell made them purchase it.

(n) A computer peripheral used by the elderly, rural and unsophisticated to access the internet at a pace not unlike that of a Ford Pinto at a race track.

(n) Sexual partner who swears not to tell your wife and never will until she gathers enough proof to make the wife leave.