Definitions of ‘N’ Words

n. In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those wise enough to understand it.

(n) Choker worn by workaday racing rats to remind them they are held by the throat. 2. Gift given on Father’s Day by kids and wives in appreciation of the man’s toil, oblivious of the misery it entails.

(n) An absurd pseudo-sport in which drivers circle around a course, interrupted only by death, whilst swilling beer and beating wives and wife wannabees.

(adj) So stupid as to be criminal.

n. The piece de resistance in the American political problem. Representing him by the letter n, the Republicans begin to build their equation thus: “Let n = the white man.” This, however, appears to give an unsatisfactory solution.

1. (n) Sneeze ports 2. (n) Personal goldmines. 3. (n) Facial apertures into which a finger may fit, but it is otherwise forbidden. 4. (n) Secret hideaways.

1. (n) The loudest word in the English language. 2. (n) Verbal protest meaning, “Nagatory, good buddy.” 3. (v) Don’t wanna. 4. (n) The sweetest, most versatile and powerful of mantras. ANT: YES

n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

(n) The only remaining socially acceptable slang term for “African American”.

1. (adj) A perfectly reasonable timeframe in which one expects to get his or her way.

1. (n) Anything you can put in your mouth up to the age of about two.

(n) Congressionally sanctioned method of establishing slave labor in North America.

(n) The people whose children step too loudy above you, play their radio too thoughtlessly beside you, and who (when beneath you) complain without end about the footfalls of your children.

(n) The time of day when one is free to dream that they are not unemployed.